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Aug 10

A Day in the Life

I read the news today, oh boy About a lucky man who made the grade And though the news was rather sad Well I just had to laugh “A Day in the Life” (The Beatles, » More

Jul 27

A Bachelor Beach Party

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle. Rita Mae Brown The following is a detailed, blow-by-blow account of Ross Geiger’s bachelor party, held last weekend: Friday, July 21: 4:00pm- Ten » More

Jul 20

Sweet Caroline

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible “When Harry Met Sally” (1989) Sometime before Y2K, » More

Jul 06

Au Revoir, Penserra Securities

I’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back. Maya Angelou My last day at Penserra Securities was as advertised. » More

Jun 29

Make Geiger Great Again

And you wanna be my latex salesman. Jerry Seinfeld So, what now? After taking some time off to scrap the algorithmic scar tissue from the dark pools of my brain, what am I going to » More

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