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Jun 15

Ireland 2017: Simply the Best

Ay Lee, the grass over there is so thick I wouldn’t even go in it to look for me children. My caddie at Portmarnock Golf Club Eight bedraggled golfers stumble into The Old Spot, a » More

May 11

We’re Going to Ireland

The only thing tougher to escape than Irish sand traps are Irish pubs. Tom Coyne Two weeks from today, my feet, back and liver will sacrifice themselves upon the alter of the golf gods for » More

Mar 02

What I Believe

All right, you sons-of-bitches. You know how I feel. George C. Scott (“Patton” 1970) One of the few economic formulas I can recall from my undergraduate days at that conservative Petri dish known as Claremont » More

Sep 22

Happy POTUS To Me

Money’s the cheapest thing. Liberty and freedom is the most expensive. Bill Cunningham I’ve had a few notable birthday celebrations during my 50-odd years of circling around the sun. My tenth birthday was memorable because » More

Sep 24

Forest Lockley, War Veteran

War makes strange giant creatures out of us little routine men who inhabit the earth. Ernie Pyle The Secret Service agent on the phone was emphatic. “We’re going to need 26 golf carts.” “But we’ve » More

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