They Call Me Mr. Cabana Boy
The goal in marriage is not to think alike, but to think together. Robert C. Dodds “The following story is fictional and does not depict any actual person or event.” Wait, that’s not even close. » More
What I Believe
All right, you sons-of-bitches. You know how I feel. George C. Scott (“Patton” 1970) One of the few economic formulas I can recall from my undergraduate days at that conservative Petri dish known as Claremont » More
The Search for the Perfect Summer Internship
Success doesn’t come to you, you go to it. Marva Collins Keith Geiger (a.k.a. my son), a junior at Carnegie Mellon University pursuing a Bachelor of Science degree in Economics with a minor in Computer » More
Trust: The Word for 2015
When you’re chided for your naiveté, and you will be, remind your critics that an amateur built the arc, experts built the Titanic. Peyton Manning The following actual conversation (well, sort of) took place at » More
Double-Nickel
I’m too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security, and too tired for an affair. Erma Bombeck “Fifty-Five is getting up there, Little Brother,” greeted Robo at 5:30am Wednesday morning, wishing » More