A Bachelor Beach Party

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The following is a detailed, blow-by-blow account of Ross Geiger’s bachelor party, held last weekend:

Friday, July 21:

4:00pm- Ten highly educated and socially responsible men take possession of a five-bedroom rental home, complete with a pool table and hot tub, overlooking a gaggle of wet-suited surfers traversing chilly Pacific Ocean waves in the sleepy summer vacation hamlet of Dillon Beach, CA.

Sunday, July 23

10:00am- Ten gastronomically over served and slightly hungover knuckleheads suffering severe sleep deprivation depart said rental home.

I hope you enjoyed this detailed summary.

Have a nice day,

Lee

P.S. Just for grins and giggles, I’ll share a few lessons I learned over the weekend.

Location– What happens in Dillon Beach stays in Dillon Beach…and nothing happens in Dillon Beach…ever.

Activity- Poker is a bachelor party staple, but if you really want to get wild ‘n crazy, splurge $25 and buy a game called “One Night Ultimate Vampire.” It’s only slightly addictive.

Invitees- If your son invites you to his bachelor party, drop everything and go. End. Of. Discussion. #Isurvived

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