Part I: When Did You Know You Had Officially Grown Up?
When you’re chided for your naiveté, and you will be, remind your critics that an amateur built the ark. Experts built the Titanic. Peyton Manning Four bottles of Chateau de Affordable into a nine-hour dinner » More
War is a Crime
Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. Ernest Hemingway David Stoliar, a strapping 19-year old teenager from Kishinev, lay fast asleep in his bunk. A passenger on » More
Am Open Letter to the Republican Party
You know what the difference is between Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump? Reagan got the girl. Trump bought the girl. Lee Geiger I know, I know. It’s been awhile since you last heard from me. » More
The Participation Trophy Generation
When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you; but when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it’s your laugh. So you become the hero rather than the victim of » More
Au Revoir, Montgomery
Today, I settled all family business, so don’t tell me you’re innocent. Michael Corleone (Al Pacino), “The Godfather” Stationed like a lighthouse beacon navigating weary fishermen after a long day of trolling the high seas, a » More