Double-Nickel
I’m too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security, and too tired for an affair. Erma Bombeck “Fifty-Five is getting up there, Little Brother,” greeted Robo at 5:30am Wednesday morning, wishing » More
My Muddy View of The Middle East
You don’t despair about something like the Middle East, you just do the best you can. P.J. O’Rourke When it comes to understanding complicated topics, I frequently turn to New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman. » More
Fantasy Football 2014
Don’t worry about the horse being blind. Just load up the wagon. John Madden The 2014 Giant Chef Burger Fantasy Football draft arrived with a few new wrinkles. First, the restaurant where the annual event » More
Earthquake? What Earthquake?
The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store. George Carlin Question: So what does a 6.0 earthquake feel like? Answer: Like a roller coaster ride, only you’re really glad » More
Doug Goddard, Chicago’s Finest
It’s wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. Dan Quayle There are many ways to take in an afternoon in Chicago. Cruising along Michigan Avenue’s Miracle Mile armed with a black » More