Back to the Future
If we could somehow harness this lightning… channel it into the Flux Cabacitor… it just might work. Next Saturday night, we’re sending you back to the future! – Doc Brown, “Back to the Future” (1985) » More
Where is The Marginal Prophet?
Dear Mr. Marginal Prophet, You haven’t published anything since May 11th, and your postings have been spottier than my teenager’s homework. What happened to you? Did you fall into some algorithmic dark pool and lost » More
The Geiger of All Diets
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. – Erma Bombeck 210…Two-one-zero…two-hundred and freakin’ ten. Really? That was the tragic number staring back at me last » More
The Baby Wolf of Wall Street
Inside the restaurant, young Strattonites carried on their time-honored tradition of acting like packs of untamed wolves. – Jason Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio), “The Wolf of Wall Street” So after finally finding the time to sit down and watch » More
The Good Samaritan
“In my little town I grew up believing God keeps his eye on us all” – Simon and Garfunkel, “My Little Town” (1975) Monday, 8:42am—It’s a relaxing President’s Day morning, and I’m draped across my » More